Opposuits Green Christmas Tree Light Up Suit For Boys

An Evergreen Dream

Every little boy or girl has big dreams of what they’ll be when they grow up. Some of them hope to become the president, or an astronaut, or a cowboy. (We don’t have the heart to tell them that modern cowboys are few and far between!) Sometimes, they want to be actors or writers or a superhero. (Again, we don’t have the heart to tell them they’re going to need to find radioactive goo to roll around in, and even then, they only have about a 10 percent chance of becoming a superhero.)

What does your kid want to be when he grows up?

A tree?

Oh, well, that’s… nice. There’s a real shortage of good trees in the world, and your boy would be filling a valuable need. Everyone needs trees! He could someday be used to make the desk of a future U.S. president or a house for a family. But we hope you know that being a world-class tree is actually a cutthroat business, so he’d better start preparing now. Have you looked at colleges yet? If he wants to get into an elite school like Princetree University, he’s got to start studying so that he can ace his ACTrees and be selected. And what about his graduate studies? He’s got to start planning now, especially if he wants to become the best tree of all: a Christmas tree!

Product Details

Let your little guy really show off his love for the holiday season with this Boy’s Green Christmas Tree Light Up Suit. The three-piece suit is green and covered in evergree tree branches and holiday lights. It even has a matching tie! The suit is made of 100 percent polyester, and the tie has a hook-and-loop fastener on the back. The jacket has faux pockets and one button on the front, while the pants have an elastic waistband for comfy fit and also a button and zipper fly. (The white shirt is not included.)

Light It Up!

With this Boy’s Green Christmas Tree Light Up Suit, your little guy will be ready for his internship as a Christmas tree this season, an impressive credit that will definitely help him stand out when he starts applying to tree college programs when he’s old enough!